WANNA GET YR GURL FIT? *watch video*

Yeah,but what the fucking fuck? This is just the way to the perfect hand job... I approve.
https://www.shakeweight.org/ The video is on the main page and starts automatically.

WHAT WOULD U DO FOR MON MON?

Do you think me signing up for this webcam thing to make money is a horrible and creepy idea? I mean i don't HAVEEE to be naked and my standard rate is a whole 2.99 per minute,i also put down i am into "Dacryphilia" ( the sexual arousal of a person based on the tears or sobbing of another.) So i should be raking in the dough maybe....? Errrr im also into rubber,femdom,and shit like that ! YA KNO FOR THE VIEWERZ. MY STANDARD GOING RATE IS 2.99 A MINUTE UNLESS I START TO BE A HIT. DISCUSS..

WANT TO BE A TRANSFORMER ?

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/20/kid-drinks-gasoline-to-be-more-like-the-transformers/

"Shanghai Daily is reporting that a 14-year-old from Yibin in Sichuan, China has been drinking Gasoline for the last five years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. The youngster first saw the animated Transformers tv series when he was nine years old, and was so impressed that be “that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.

The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”

“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

NEED A JOB COCKSUKK3R?

Slowly getting faster

MLIW

"We've been to the edge and we know what it's like to want to die...and that's something we won't glorify. We'll leave those miserable times behind. How far can I go? I'm rising from the depths of my own hell. I don't need another tragic tale. I need the strength to walk the other way. "

Rest never thrash forever

I have 23$ in my bank account,no job,and i need to pay a 650$ fine in August before i go to jail,awesome! As far as i know mom isn't loaning me the money,write me letters while im away. I REALLY need a job asap,im applying to fast food locations sometime this week,all time fucking low.

and how cute is my boo boo ^? I like this girl alot,shes rad as fuck,and i don't have to try to impress her or act any different to make her lub me.100% stoked.Jena will be living in my bed soon.
This could be the best 1500$ ill ever spend,worth every fucking penny.SHRED OR DIE,i can feel my stamina going up and up and up,now i just need to work on my joggin and swimming,ugh my huge weakness.